The Socially Retarded things I do

Fantasy Football

Last night was my 1st time doing the Fantasy Football Live Draft.  It wasn’t hard to understand how to play, but I had no freaking clue who to pick.  Even after Derrick explained how to choose good players and using Kit’s spectacular cheat-sheet…I still had no freaking idea what I was doing.  It seriously felt like the time I was trying to find my way out of Mexico.  The 2 girls I had with me were no help because they were too drunk to give me directions and I couldn’t read any of the road sign.  I should have paid more attention in Spanish class :-)   The ocean was the only reason I found my way out.  As long it was to my left I knew I was heading north. Yeah…that was fun! 

Anyway, I had a lots of fun.  It was funny watching Annika, Kit and Derrick fight over players.  They looked like the 3 Stooges getting ready to knock each other out.    Summer made some Yummy dip and Hyon ended up having the best draft picks becuse he was on auto pick 99% of the time.  Derrick cried because Hyon didn’t have to do shit.

I seriously hope the girls don’t whoop my ass too bad, because if they do, I’ll never play again.  “That’s right!  You heard me!  I’m going to be a sore loser and you can KISS MY SMOOTH ASIAN ASS!!!” 

- Shai

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