The Socially Retarded things I do

What is Up With Ear Hair?

Why does it have to happen when you get old?  I really don’t get it.  You lose hair where you want it and then gain in all those unsightly places.  Excessive nasal hair, bushy eyebrows,  and hairy ears certainly doesn’t make me anxious to get older.

Sorry Guys! This generally only happens to the male population.

- Shai

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Nice and smooth

A couple of days ago, while in the shower, I had this crazy notion to shave my legs.  I don’t know what urged the idea, but I was actually curious what it was going be like since I’m going to shave them for my 1/2 triathlon.  The end results aren’t that bad.  I did miss a spot or two, but my legs are really smooth and I feel extra sexy! :)   “Watch out ladies!  My legs are hot hot hot.  ha-ha” 

This is what it looked like with me all lathered up. LOL

This is what it looked like with me all lathered up. LOL

 

Let me tell you the real reason I’m writing this post.  Shaving your legs isn’t that easy.  It took a bit of time (for me at least) and I had to be extra careful not to cut myself.  Guy’s, if you try to shaving for the first time, I suggest you do it sitting down!  I almost died trying to shave standing up. Not Funny!  I lost my balance and half my body fell out of the shower.  I was fortunate I didn’t crack my skull on the toilet or slit my wrist with the razor trying to catch myself.  Even though sitting down wasn’t life threatening, I still found it quite difficult shaving the back of my legs.  Ladies, do you have this problem?  I think it’s a pain in the butt!  Between the several awkward positions and trying to keep my leg relaxed, I finally finished my calf area and worked my way the front.  The front part is way easy.  The only thing I had to worry about was my knee.  If you’re not careful…you might cut yourself because the skin around the knee moves easily and might get caught in the blade.  I don’t know how long it took me to shave each leg, but it was long enough for me to run out of hot water.  That was a new experience for me.

After satisfying my curiosity…I have decided not to shave my legs until the day before my triathlon. And it does feel funny wearing dress pants. 

I also would like to give “props” to all the ladies who shave their legs for their man.  I love having a woman with silky smooth legs.  Now that I know what you go through, I appreciate it even more.  Thanks!

 

- Shai

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