The Socially Retarded things I do

Thanksgiving Weekend: Riding the White Wave

Even though Derrick isn't blood related, he will always be a part of our Family.

I love Breck.

Team Will, Q, and Derrick

Shai, Q, and Team Will (Family)

Rookie Snowboarders from D Mo on Vimeo.

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Look At Me Now

A long-long-lllooonnnggg time ago, when the first wheel was invented, Derrick introduced me to the world of First Person Shooters (FPS).  He started me off with a game called Red Faction and decided it was best for me to play against him and Dave. Derrick said “You know, we can teach you as we play.”  That was a total LIE.  Like any common Bully(s), they took advantage of their opponents (ME) weakness and slaughter them.  They knew I had Zero coordination, no knowledge of the maps, and they sure as hell didn’t’ give me any time to figure out what I was doing.  Hell…90% of the time I was looking at the floor or the ceiling.  Not one ounce of mercy was shown to me.  WTF!  Both bullies would team up, corner me, laugh hysterically, and turn my character into Swiss cheese.  It was like watching Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali fighting an infant at the same time.  They Destroyed me!  I was stripped of my pride a dignity.  OUCH!

Look at me now.  Who’s the bitch now?

Who's on Top

Who's on Top

D’Man, What do you have to say now? I’m curious. Oh and please…don’t give me “if I had a mouse and keyboard” crap!  You started me a on the game console and we both use the same controller.  Just remember what happened when Q and I went to go visit you in Arizona?  And didn’t I serve you a major ass whoop’n?  I believe you said “WTF just happened? I was I going to kick your ass, but God Damn! Holy Shit!  You kicked my ass!!!”

I personally think you should just admit the student has surpassed the master.  OR you can wait until tomorrow and admit I am better than you.  Your choice my old friend.

See you tomorrow night.

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Fun-Day on Sunday

Here are some pic’s from Sunday.  We ended up in Breckenridge for some snowboarding fun. (I’ll have more up later this week.)

BTW – Don’t ever pack while you’re drunk.  I ended up packing my brother’s snowboarding pants and left mine at home.  On the flip side, Team Will didn’t bring any boarding pants.  He was lucky I was drunk.

I think this was Peak 9

I think this was Peak

I was waiting for Q and Derrick, but I didn't realize the passed me.

I was waiting for Q and Derrick, but I didn't realize the passed me.

We decided to get a little rest before we went down.

We decided to get a little rest before we went down.

At first he had the worst time getting up, but Q did pretty well for his second time up.  His comment “Guys, my ASS is going to be hella sore!”

Q looking like a PRO

It’s time for us to go home, not really, Q had to get home before his girl noticed he was having fun without her.  LOL

Peace

Hi, My name is Derrick.  Will you be my new master?  "!!!Squirrel!!!"

Hi, My name is Derrick. Will you be my new master? "!!!Squirrel!!!"

Team Will

Q was dead by this time.  His whole body stopped functioning.

Q was dead by this time. His whole body stopped functioning.

The End!

- Shai

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