The Socially Retarded things I do

Quick Recap…

Here you go people.  This is what I’ve been up to the last couple of months.  Nothing spectacular…Just  a lot of fun.

There’s a lot of socially retarded drunkenness, little Asian people, white people, family, and my swimming pool.

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Would your pet protect you?

I was having a chat with my BFF, Derrick, and he openly admitted his dog, Guinness, would not protect him if he was being raped by some intruder.

This is why Guinness would not help Derrick!

To be honest, I think Guinness would help the intruder and/or join the fun! LOL

- Shai

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Question 3/10/2010

Q. Is it true? “Beer before liquor, never sicker.  Liquor before beer, never fear”

A. Who knows?!?  I personally think its rubbish and I’ve never had a problem mixing my drinking order, but Derrick (My BFF) on the other hand, he seriously stands by this rule.  I’ve seen him pray to porcelain GOD 1 too many time because he consumed alcohol in the wrong order.

Psst, between you and me, I think he’s a sissy girl.  LOL

- Shai



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