To whom it may concern,
I really hate you!
Currently; I am mentally flipping you off, calling you every name in the book, running you over with my truck (don’t worry…I backed up a couple of times), chocking you with barb wire, stabbing your eyes out with a dull-rusty-spoon, lit you on fire, and I am beating the living shit out of you.
If I end up with an aneurysm, I’m going to name it after you!
- Shai
Special Sauce and I work as a team to cover the Mountain region and we generally cover each others territory when one of us is off or on vacation. It started out well between us but now one of the happiest days of my life will be when I leave! Amazing how one person can make work life hell!
Here’s some of the many irritating and unprofessional stuff she does!
She’s consistently 10 to 15 minutes late to work, and on a few occasions, she’s even up to 30 minutes late and with rarely an apology. Even on the days she needs to come in early she’s always late. B.S.!
She’ll take half days and forgets to tell me what’s going on in her area and I am left with her unfinished business.
Every day is like Halloween with her work attire. There are days when she dresses down and literally wears men’s clothing. It’s always the purple flannel shirt with white jean that she claims to be slacks…RIGHT! Her other fashionable days consist of sleeveless tops, skirts or dresses, and open toed shoes. For the way her body looks, it’s inconsiderate to our sight and our stomachs!!!
She has lots and lots of personal calls, especially from her stupid boyfriend. She does take her personal business out of the office, but she never logs out and her phone is constantly ringing, or…, she’ll take her calls in the office and everyone has to be her stinking secretary because she has to hear everyone’s life story! Huge waste of my time having to answer her calls.
She’s a big girl so she walks like a baby elephant! She wears terrible plastic flip flop shoes that make such loud clopping noises that you can hear her come from a mile away, just like a horse.
Talks and laughs in a high pitch voice, loud enough to curdle milk.
Unfortunately, she’s not going to change and probably won’t leave so I have to change or leave which make me extremely resentful and bitter. Can you tell?!?
Anyway, I feel much better now! Thanks for listening or rather reading!”
- Shai
Sorry everyone…Life has me pinned down and I haven’t been able to spend any time on my blog. There are a few things I would like to write about, and hopefully, I’ll be able to get most of it posted this week.
Quick note: Did I mention how much I HATE my partner at work? She’s a piece crap and I so want to her gone. If there is a GOD…you must really hate me! Why do you make me suffer???
- Shai
