To whom it may concern,
I really hate you!
Currently; I am mentally flipping you off, calling you every name in the book, running you over with my truck (don’t worry…I backed up a couple of times), chocking you with barb wire, stabbing your eyes out with a dull-rusty-spoon, lit you on fire, and I am beating the living shit out of you.
If I end up with an aneurysm, I’m going to name it after you!
- Shai
God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers
Mom,
I really don’t have much to say. So I will tell you what has been on my mind.
One of the best things if my life is “YOU”! Some say having a child is a gift to all mothers, but I see it in a different way. You are the gift I was given when I came into this world! Your undying love has given me good life. A life that couldn’t have been if you were not my mother. I wouldn’t want this life any other way. You are everything to me. I LOVE YOU!
By the way: Please don’t be 9 news and tell everyone I wrote this for you. You’re gonna ruin my reputation.
Love,
Your Son…FLOYD
First of all, why in the hell would you want to lick a toad?! That’s freaking nasty!
Would you really want to lick this TOAD??? :/
A. Toads do not cause warts. Toads do produce a protective toxin that make animals very sick and can be very irritating to the human. However, the Bufo toad does have psychedelic substance on its skin. Their toxin is similar to LSD and serotonin and can cause hallucinations. So be careful when using this method, you can be arrested for toad licking.
