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This is simply alarming!

Beer contains female hormones.  Yes, that’s right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops  contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking too much beer, men turn into women.

To test this theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% all of these men:

  • Argued over nothing
  • Refused to say sorry when obviously wrong
  • Gained weight
  • Talked excessively without making any sense
  • Became overly emotional
  • Couldn’t drive
  • Failed to think rationally
  • Had to sit down while urinating

No further testing was considered necessary!!!

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