How clean is your dog’s mouth?
When you compare oral cultures of ten random people and ten random mutts, you’ll find that “mans best friend” oral hygiene is in the “That’s Really Gross!” category. The bacterial colonies per square centimeter are greater in the majority of mutt mouths than in person pie-holes.

I kind of feel bad for my friend Derrick. No, not really! He let's Guinness drink out of his cup all the time.
- Shai
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So I lick my dogs ass, so what!
At least your dog isn’t licking your mouth.