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Can you get high from licking a Toad?

First of all, why in the hell would you want to lick a toad?!  That’s freaking nasty!

Would you really want to lick this TOAD??? :/

A.  Toads do not cause warts.  Toads do produce a protective toxin that make animals very sick and can be very irritating to the human.  However, the Bufo toad does have  psychedelic substance on its skin.  Their toxin is similar to LSD and serotonin and can cause hallucinations.  So be careful when using this method, you can be arrested for toad licking.

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Question 6/25/2010

Q.  Why do we shrink as we get older?

A.  Unfortunately, all of us will lose an inch or 2 when our skin starts to fall off our bones. You can partially blame gravity for the loss in height.  We all lose muscle and fat as we age and gravity weighs down on the bones in our spines that may cause compression.

I guess the explains why “some” old people can barely see over the steering wheel.

- Shai

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Question 5/28/2010

Q.  What is a Food Coma?

This is my cat Cleo. She's constantly in a food coma.

A.  I could submit the scientific reason why you slip into a food induced coma, but I won’t.  It’s pretty freaking boring.

My Answer:  Your body sets into a drowsy and lethargic state the comes shortly after a heavy meal.  For me, I slip into a food coma after a heavy night of drinking and a  large consumption of Toxic Hell.

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