First of all, why in the hell would you want to lick a toad?! That’s freaking nasty!

Would you really want to lick this TOAD??? :/
A. Toads do not cause warts. Toads do produce a protective toxin that make animals very sick and can be very irritating to the human. However, the Bufo toad does have psychedelic substance on its skin. Their toxin is similar to LSD and serotonin and can cause hallucinations. So be careful when using this method, you can be arrested for toad licking.
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Why does it have to happen when you get old? I really don’t get it. You lose hair where you want it and then gain in all those unsightly places. Excessive nasal hair, bushy eyebrows, and hairy ears certainly doesn’t make me anxious to get older.

Sorry Guys! This generally only happens to the male population.
- Shai
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Q. Why do we shrink as we get older?

A. Unfortunately, all of us will lose an inch or 2 when our skin starts to fall off our bones. You can partially blame gravity for the loss in height. We all lose muscle and fat as we age and gravity weighs down on the bones in our spines that may cause compression.
I guess the explains why “some” old people can barely see over the steering wheel.
- Shai
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